and, and, aaand..... oh yeah, that's all.: Memo To Sassy

To: Sassy
From: Mom

Sassy, we do not use glue to hang pictures on the wall.

Thanks.

List of Potential Lists I Could Have To Take Up Space Over On This Side Of The Blog:

List of Air Supply Songs That I Roll My Eyes At In Public, But Secretly Know All The Words To (#1. Pretty much all of them)
List of Funny Quotes From My Brother (#1. "If I become a millionaire by reading this book (on how to become a millionaire), I'll eat an entire tree." #2. "I haven't been to see very many movies lately. I've been too busy...watching TV.")
List of Pets Sassy Has Asked Me For In The Past Month (#1. Monkey #2. Rooster in a cage #3. Sheep #4. Pony ("I wouldn't ride it in the house!") #5. Lion #6. Cat #7. Dog #8. Raccoon #9. Baby Zebra #10. Squirrel)
List of Reasons Why I Can't Lose That Last 10 lbs. To Get Me Back To High School/College Weight (#1. Reeses Peanut Butter Cups #2. French Fries #3. Pizza #4. Slurpees)
List of Reasons Why I Can't Make It Through An Entire StarWars Fest Without Falling Asleep (Original Three Movies, Of Course) (#1. Degobah #2. Ewoks)
List of The Bottom 10 Things That I'd Ever, Ever Want To Do (#1. Go to Our Walmart during Christmas #2. Put in another yard #3. Open a pressurized tube of pre-made biscuits #4. Play another game of Solitaire)
List of Words I SWEAR Are Real Words (#1. Drinken #2. Quotey #3. 'nother)

and, and, aaand..... oh yeah, that's all.