Her: So what are YOU going to be for Halloween?
Me: I can't decide. I think I'm going to be either Mary Poppins or Daphne from Scooby-Doo.
Her: Oh! Daphne! That's a good idea--you look a lot like her.
Me: (All flattered because Daphne is tall, skinny, and a cartoon babe) Thanks--I've already got a long, orange wig....
Her: Oh, wait. Is Daphne the one with the orange hair? Oh, I meant the other one. What's her name?
Me: Velma? VELMA? You think I look like Velma???? Ummmm....thanks, I guess.
So instead of looking like this:
Apparently I look like this:
5 comments:
I'm sure she just meant your hair color looks like Velma's. :)
How RUDE!!! Te he he! DId you ask her if she was going as a witch!?! :)
I DO NOT think you look like velma at all! :)
You don't look anything like Velma. And my vote is Daphne. Definitely Daphne!
Perhaps she what she meant was that you look really good in orange. I think it is because it is a fall color and you brighten up so much around the fall.
Velma is the smart one! The one with the answers to the greatest mysteries of our time! A sense of humor, and way ahead of her time with those glasses.
Ditzy redhead.....has nothin on Velma!
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